Here's the cool scale.
Rated red for seriously not cool
Rated this colour for not cool
Rated this colour for cool
Rated this colour for sub-zero
Rated this colour for 0 Degrees Kelvin (not to be confused with a regular customer of the same name)
At the moment, I think these are the coolest headphones... in the world. Positively sub-zero. So cool you can't have them yet, unless you're bioxeed and therefore a lucky bastard.

I rate these 0 Degrees K cool!
Here's another cool pair.

If Chris Brown owned a pair, they'd be broken and bruised, but still cool. If Kanye West owned a pair... well, he probably does, right? Just look at them!
These are the kind of headphones where people might say "oh, white headphones", but A-HA! They sound good! That makes them cool.
Place your submissions! No need to mention Beats by Dre - we know already how uncool they are.









